ten inches deep in the thigh with a water bottle, with a 53% chance of surviving
8 inches deep with a sims 2 game case in the left wrist with am 87% survival chance
lmfao even these things won’t kill me
One inch deep in my stomach with cotton candy
I’m doing great
12 inches deep in my left elbow (God it won’t stop itching) with a PS3 controller and a 15% survival chance…. wtf a PS3 controller is going to stab me to death?
12 inches deep with hand soap in my thigh… with a 41% survival rate. hmmmm
9 inches deep with a fucKING CAR in my left thigh with a 75% survival rate
I’M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT LAST BIT???
I’ve been stabbed with a plush TARDIS, 4 inches deep in the spinal area. I have a 48% chance of living.
Seriously? There’s a 52% chance I’d die due to being stabbed by A PLUSH TARDIS?!