conkblock: shattystrashstache: awaitingandrew: twoandahalfmenline: hey-its-deadpool: laughingalonewithrvb: ten inches deep in the thigh with a water bottle, with a 53% chance of surviving 8 inches deep with a sims 2 game case in the left wrist with am 87% survival chance lmfao even these things won’t kill me One inch deep in my stomach with cotton candy I’m doing great 12 inches deep in my left elbow (God it won’t stop itching) with a PS3 controller and a 15% survival chance…. wtf a PS3 controller is going to stab me to death? 12 inches deep with hand soap in my thigh… with a 41% survival rate. hmmmm 9 inches deep with a fucKING CAR in my left thigh with a 75% survival rate I’M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT LAST BIT??? I’ve been stabbed with a plush TARDIS, 4 inches deep in the spinal area. I have a 48% chance of living. Seriously? There’s a 52% chance I’d die due to being stabbed by A PLUSH TARDIS?!
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conkblock:

shattystrashstache:

awaitingandrew:

twoandahalfmenline:

hey-its-deadpool:

laughingalonewithrvb:

ten inches deep in the thigh with a water bottle, with a 53% chance of surviving

8 inches deep with a sims 2 game case in the left wrist with am 87% survival chance

lmfao even these things won’t kill me

One inch deep in my stomach with cotton candy

I’m doing great

12 inches deep in my left elbow (God it won’t stop itching) with a PS3 controller and a 15% survival chance…. wtf a PS3 controller is going to stab me to death?

12 inches deep with hand soap in my thigh… with a 41% survival rate. hmmmm

9 inches deep with a fucKING CAR in my left thigh with a 75% survival rate

I’M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT LAST BIT???

I’ve been stabbed with a plush TARDIS, 4 inches deep in the spinal area. I have a 48% chance of living.

Seriously? There’s a 52% chance I’d die due to being stabbed by A PLUSH TARDIS?!

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sassygaydoctorwho:

deducing-opera-ghost:

sarsrebloglog:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

awabubbles:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

twelvefootmountaintroll:

godsmorphine:

Well, this exists. 

“Are all people like this?”
“Like what?”
“So much bigger on the inside.” 

………WHY DOES THIS EXIST

If that’s what a Doctor Who dildo looks like, I’m afraid to see what a Torchwood dildo would be like.

Torchwood has a butt plug. 

For some reason it’s bigger than this.

You can’t be serious. You checked? Oh my god.

That’s a TARDIS…in a penis….you know what, tumblr, I’m not even surprised anymore. Come at me.

…………Wow.

God, I’m giggling like a stupid twelve-year-old bitch. It’s just so fucking sparkly. I feel that any dildos, like any other object in existence, can be made more fabulous with the addition of some glitter. But don’t get me started on the glittery Twilight ones you put in the freezer…

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