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heirtolidstrom: That face you get when your team scores an...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:54:49 -0400

That face you get when your team scores an empty-net goal to ensure the victory.

Chicago Blackhawks at Detroit Red Wings. May 23rd, 2013.

Michael: Could it be love?

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:52:53 -0400

Michael: Could it be love?
Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

bookoisseur: helms-deep: bobbycaputo: This Incredible Full...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:45:46 -0400

bookoisseur:

helms-deep:

bobbycaputo:

This Incredible Full Scale Lego X-Wing Is the Largest Model In History

This is truly unbelievable: Lego has built a 1:1 scale model of the X-Wing fighter using an astounding 5,335,200 bricks! It’s as big as the real thing, capable of fitting the real Luke Skywalker—and Porkins.

New summer project idea.

Please tell me someone is building a Lego Mars Rover?

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:40:47 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

3-1 series lead

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:39:45 -0400

hockeyandthepursuitofhappiness:

Detroit won’t make the playoffs they said. Detroit won’t make it past the first round they said. Detroit will get swept by Chicago they said. Well fuck them. Never stop believing.

buckinbronco: Fuck yeah Wings!

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:37:38 -0400

buckinbronco:

Fuck yeah Wings!

digg: Every chicken dance ever.

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:35:39 -0400

digg:

Every chicken dance ever.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:18:54 -0400

"I remember, I think, the first time that I knew him when it was his birthday, I sent him an e-mail..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:03:49 -0400

“I remember, I think, the first time that I knew him when it was his birthday, I sent him an e-mail that said “57???? Isn’t it about time that you got a proper job? Ricky Gervais, 42, comedian.” He sent back: “I have a proper job. David Bowie, 57, Rock God.”

- Ricky Gervais talks to GQ (via explore-blog)

The True Origin Stories Behind Six Classic Arrested Development Jokes

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:53:23 -0400

The True Origin Stories Behind Six Classic Arrested Development Jokes:

thebluthcompany:

Mitch Hurwitz tells all: Who decided Carl Weathers should be cheap? Why the Blue Man Group? And has anyone ever eaten a mayonegg?

thebluthcompany: Hidden Jokes | Foreshadowing of Buster losing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:51:51 -0400

thebluthcompany:

Hidden Jokes | Foreshadowing of Buster losing his hand

S1E18 - Michael appeared in the school play The Trial of Captain Hook. Later in the episode Fakin’ It from season 3, Lucille refers to Buster as “Captain Hook.”

S1E20 - “This party is going to be off the hook.”

S2E1 - When Lucille is watching the news, you can hear John Beard mentioning a surprise seal attack and then saying “meet one surprised bather, coming up.” The camera immediately moves to show Buster.

S2E3 - Buster arrives to Lupe’s house, sees the hand chair, and says “wow, i never thought I’d miss a hand so much.”

S2E6 - Buster is playing the claw machine and gets a toy seal. Later when he’s returning home, the narrator mentions that “Buster had gotten hooked playing” that game.

S2E11 - Lucille, Oscar and Buster and in the beach, and when they’re talking, the seal is seen in the background. Later, George Sr. says about Buster “what if i never get a chance to reach out and touch that hand of his again?” And of course, the bench that shows “arm off.”

S2E12 - When George Sr is at the car dealership, if you take a look at the inflatable doll/man in the back, you can see that it’s missing an arm. Also, when Gob is releasing the seal back into the wild, he says “you’re not going to be hand-fed anymore.”

staywildkeepfree: anothertimesforgottenspace: worth scrolling...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:11:34 -0400

staywildkeepfree:

anothertimesforgottenspace:

worth scrolling all the way up to reblog

I will never not reblog this

thisishockeytown: GO VOTE FOR DATSYUK!

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:42:20 -0400

thisishockeytown:

GO VOTE FOR DATSYUK!

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:33:13 -0400

isuckrooster: tampontears: veganmovement2012: Would people be...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:32:53 -0400

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.

when vegan ideas backfire completely

doctorwho: He is my greatest secret.

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:24:00 -0400

doctorwho:

He is my greatest secret.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:16:22 -0400

“People follow a sport like hockey and they look for symbolism....

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:15:26 -0400

“People follow a sport like hockey and they look for symbolism. They want the game to mean something. They want the game to matter. So to them, a fresh sheet of ice just after the Zamboni lays its final spray of water represents the purest vision of possibility they could imagine. The skates being sharpened over and over and over again are a meditation on perfection. The routines and rituals that surround the rink are a language of dedication that needs no translation. But then, games aren’t meant to be seen, they’re meant to be felt. Blood points a path directly to the heart. Sweat, a trail to the soul. And tears, a connection to a conviction that people search for their entire lives. The ones who look for something more, believe in something more, are the ones who turn close games into unforgettable nights. Who transform great players into heroes for all time. And who, no matter what, maintain unwavering faith in the incredible. There are people out there who look at something like hockey and want the game to matter. So it does.”

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:12:24 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:07:00 -0400